The Department of Astronomical Scientifiction is at the forefront of research and development when it comes to experimentation. We are proud to announce that we spent $42 million in research expenditures for fiscal 2010. However, our results showed that our data was flawed and all undertaken experiments were inconclusive. We have not published a single paper since our foundation and have recently been stripped of our status for future research grants (thus, all donations are appreciated). We also have plans for large-scale future space tourism and travel, a concept of which is shown in the image above.

What we have accomplished so far, however, is not to be overlooked:

• Discovered four cubic asteroids (4mm x 7mm x 12 mm each)
• Observed and collected the debris from space shuttles; is on display at our museum
• Attempted multiple, consecutive tries to travel at the speed of light
• Have our own e-mail client
• Applied eight times to acquire permission to use the Hubble Space Telescope

We at the Department of Astronomical Scientifiction promote clear thinking, leading by example and simultaneous rotation and revolution! We have a diverse, intelligent faculty who are breaking cosmological barriers everyday. If you support our projects and want to be a part of a breakthrough discovery, please contact us to express your interest!